Any advice on what I need to know about country living/owning property?

So being a hillbilly in the woods of MO makes you a better person, than me?
Well then, la d da, good for you.
I made a choice to live here, when i discharged from the USAF, as it's lots better than the city, that i grew up in CT.
I'm a sore loser because i don't get YOUR scene of humor? Really?
Thanks for your service to our GREAT Country and the Freedom of Speech.