Stop in for a cup of coffee

Tooljunkie said
Really?
Dog passed out on floor. Snoring.
Wife is complaining..
Seriously? Is it really a problem while you are sitting on couch, not sound asleep in bed? Wtf??
Wife is like a demon spawned chainsaw,continous. Relentless.

That's one thing I don't miss about being married....

Maybe you should trade her in on a newer model... Or a foreign model like Mitch... :D