Really?
Dog passed out on floor. Snoring.
Wife is complaining..
Seriously? Is it really a problem while you are sitting on couch, not sound asleep in bed? Wtf??
Wife is like a demon spawned chainsaw,continous. Relentless.
When I was married ant the wife used to try to talk to me while I was watching TV (She wouldn't even wait for a commercial), I learned to "super focus" on the tv and not hear anything she said... Just throw out a couple "Uh huh, or ok's" here and there and lesten to the tv program that I was watching...
She would then walk away if she figured out that I wasn't listening to her...
Kinda like the lyric in the Linkin Park song, "The less I hear the less you say"...