Stop in for a cup of coffee

So i get a text from my wife, will be home soon,im on wayne.
??who the **** is wayne??

“Way,im on way!”

I have a stupid smart phone that gladly would do that kind of stuff. If I have a sentence with 8 words, and type one letter wrong in the middle, the phone typically change 4 of the words to something completely different. Profanities are not unknown to this phone, and I just wonder who on this globe programmed that lunatic with so much crap.

Bill