Ever collide with a deer?

TrailBeast said

My Dad was a prison guard and hit a deer on his dresser bike on prison property.
He said he and the deer were both laying there in the road and the kitchen crew came out and grabbed the deer and left him laying there for the ambulance.
I told him it could have gone worse.:D

We have deer AND these.
Try hitting one of those.

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In case you don't know; this is a living dinosaur.
Before the flood he was a unicorn.
During that mighty storm,Lightning struck his horn and split it up the middle. This made him very grouchy. Well that and the fact that his friggen balls are so heavy, and have a tendency to slap around back there. He tries to move slowly to prevent bruising, but in rutting season, it's game-on; black-balls not withstanding.
His Mrs seems to fine with the new look, and likes him just the way he is.