OMG, called autozone earlier.....
Me: do you guys still have the ECU tester for the old 5 pin mopar ECU boxes?
Eva autozone team member: is it smashed?
Me: (thinking, why the F%&* would it be smashed)
No, it's not smashed.
Eva: can you drive the vehicle here so I can plug in to it.
Me: the ECU box is already off the car, there used to be a little console tester there that said "wells" and it would test these old, from the 70s ecu boxes.
Eva: you might plug it back in so we can connect the tester under the dash.
Me: this is an old car, there is no plug under the dash, you test these older ECU boxes on the bench.
Eva: has it ever been chipped.
Me: omg, it's from the 70s, all of that is irrelevant to this. Do you have a little console tester there that says wells and has a little drawer full of different connectors, I know it was there as of 5 years ago.
Eva: what's the year, make and model. ???
Me: it doesn't matter these ECU boxes were standard for years, either you have the tester or not.
Eva: I need to ask the manager
Me: that is not necessary, look around you, do you see a little console tester that says wells on it???
Eva: so what part is it, we do sell wells brand parts.
Me: ****disconnect the call****
Why do they hire morons at autozone ??