Stop in for a cup of coffee

Just downed a couple of bourbons and some green chili and pepperoni pizza. Now to the fun part of the evening... Iron some clothes for the week. Got to attend 3 days of 'Regulatory Compliance' training.. I could teach the stuff they're reviewing... Can't they just send me a memo with updates and a quiz so they know I read it? The money corporate America spends just to 'check the box' blows me away....