Drag-a-Van.... what a waste, but we're going to do it

I drove a late 90's SWB Dodge as my first work truck with the double doors on the side. Called it the white elephant. No radio, no A/C. little suspension left but it started every F'n time. Had little performance but was hauling half a ton of crap. I hit a 18 inch tall pole turning out of an alley and put a huge scrape in the lower cargo door. I was still on my 6 month probationary new hire period so I took an hour lunch at Autozone with some appliance white spray paint, a pack of assorted sandpaper and a tub of bondo. Beat it out from the inside with a piece of pipe and a hammer and did up the outside with the bondo and paint. 8 months later a manager noticed the bondo job and asked what happened, I said I got it like that. Case closed....