Stop in for a cup of coffee

Ugh someone explain this one. Wife brings purse inside, hangs it up. Then 24 hours later, goes to the grocery store, WITHOUT her purse. Guess who’s fault it is...

How the hell is it my fault she left her own damn purse

You must have been talking/listening to her when she walked out the door and distracted her so she forgot to get it on the way out...