Well talk about awkward moments... I was just dozing off when the two dogs started going absolutely bonkers. Trying to attack the fence to get to whatever had them stirred up. Looked out to see movement, couldn’t tell what it was but I assumed it was a crackhead trying to break in, So my half brain functioning self, in just boxers, grabs the rifle , racks a round, opens the back door and, run around the corner and run right smack into the neighbors wife, we both go tumbling to the ground. My neighbor was a step behind his wife and couldn’t stop laughing. Apparently their dog got out and they were chasing it thru our yard. My wife comes out at this time to find me in boxers, trying to untangle myself from the neighbors wife and my rifle sling. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Note to self, put clothes on first and check your surroundings better before dashing out the door half naked into your neighbors wife.