How many morons does it take to open the hood of a Nissan Titan?

Someone stole the read deck speakers out of my 57 Ford. They went through the trunk to get them and pried the lock with a screwdriver. I left the F'n rear doors unlocked.......I enjoy trying to find the hood releases when they are under the bumper. Buddies mom had a Nash Metro, he said the lights were some sort of jumper under the dash. It must have had a bad light switch, 'cause that is just dumb.