How many morons does it take to open the hood of a Nissan Titan?

I'm trying to remember if I have ever locked the doors on my 68 Barracuda. But I'm drawing a blank. Even if I did, the passenger vent wing does not lock. And the hood release is the factory one., outside. Nothing has ever sprung legs.
These old cars are way too easy to steal, and my thinking is, if they want it so bad, they are gonna take it no matter what. I'd rather they open the doors and rifle thru the contents then to smash a window.....
When I travel, I stay in a cheap motel with the car snuggled up to the big window, and the 3ft coilwire under the pillow.
I hate inside releases.