Did you know?

You just have to train them right.
I tell mine that I expect a curtsey or a bow when I enter the room and expect to be called ''sir'' or ''Mr.'' to show respect.
And not to speak until spoken to as well as follow me between 5 and 10 feet when we are walking on the street.
No more and no less.
This is right out of the 1950 housewive's handbook............
And what did you say once you came out of the coma?