How many morons does it take to open the hood of a Nissan Titan?

Thanks,
I actually love my Titan, but I just hate stupid little things like that. Should be simple but takes hours to figure out how to fix it.
Off topic but the girl who runs a local parts store had a high end Titan with the Cummins diesel. She paid a lot for that engine ( the family had a large camping trailer) but they downsized. Come time to trade the darn Nissan dealer tried to knock 4K off the trade value because of the diesel.

WTF?

She bought a Jeep instead. Bonehead dealer move but I saw a lot of that during my dealer days.