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Just fine.
She always gives me the biggest piece of Chicken, and after I eat then she's allowed to.
Last week, I put on my coat and said to her ''Get your coat on, I'm going to the pub.''
She said, ''Oh, you're taking me out with you finally?''
I said, ''No, I'm shutting off the heat until I get home.''
Glad this is only a joke