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Blind Squirrel said

Been married a lot of years, Can't tell you the last time I saw a beaver anything.

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Been newly single for a few months now. May have to take up beaver hunting! I'll bet it's different these days..

Left the bar with girl the other night.. She wanted to do it in the parking lot on her civic.. I said no, when I have sex, I want to do it on my own accord!