Stop in for a cup of coffee

Me and a couple of other Marines “ liberated” a mule from motor tee for a little jaunt across the desert. Picture the mule with 1/2 dozen full grown jarheads in full battle rattle loaded down with “supplies” of a liquid nature. We then proceeded to make like Baha! Needless to say we destroyed said mule and had to hoof it back, we parked it where it died. Here is the twist, 1st shirt knew I was a handy welder so on occasion I had to weld really important stuff like his 55 gallon home made grill etc. so he walks into our hooch muttering about some idiots that had swiped and wrecked a mule and no one in motor tee could weld the broken part, asked if I could save it! Justice is blind I say!