Things your Dad used to say.

My grandpa (mom's side) once got so mad at a guy he said, "I wouldn't give you the sweat off of my *** if you were on fire." Not bad for a pastor.

My dad could fill a book.

Less talk, more do.

As a locksmith to a fussy customer , "there are thinkers and there are do-ers. Which one are you in this operation?"

After my brother said **** you to him, my dad lit him up and gave him a tune up (which are both sayings unto themselves) by popping him in the face repeatedly. "There, now you got smartbumps. That means you're smarter than you were."

"God damned mexicans." Doesn't matter if it was white, black, alive, dead, inanimate, or other. It's a God damned Mexican if it's not cooperating.

I'll update as I think to write them down.