Things your Dad used to say.
My dad never swore in front of us in English, but swore in Italian, like we didn't understand :rolleyes:. Only once I remember him say, aw **** this, I don't remember what it was in reference to but he apologized to me, and I was in my twenties. My youngest uncle (my favorite) on the other hand would swear if a butterfly got close passing by him. His favorite was " **** this to the end of the earth" and "this ***** could suck a dick like a hoover". I didn't know what a hoover was, so that puzzled me as a kid. Miss both of them.