Things your Dad used to say.

My Step-dad's advice regarding the fairer sex......

"Don't date anyone you wouldn't marry. Don't marry anyone you wouldn't date! Things happen! Babies happen!"

"A woman is like a frying pan, Son. Make sure she's good and hot before you throw in the meat!"

What then, Papa?

"Then you make like a Marathon bar and last a good long time!"

HB