ALERT!! SOUND THE ALARM!!..

j par said
All this top-shelf advice? All this technical support..
I've talked to, ran into, or visited with every member within a hundred-mile radius but somehow the elusive YR has slipped through my radar.. even going out of my way at times.. never seen him at the Mopar Nationals the biggest Mopar event of the year... Never seen him at the April Swap Meet the biggest swap meet in the northwest... 2 years ago at the hi Performance swap meet in Vancouver I missed him because he was the very first person in line? Who the hell is the very first person in line!!??.. YR... lol... Supposedly... Lol... Of course I'm not supposed to talk about the no-show summer before last because that makes everybody mad that I wouldn't let it go..
So now I've whittled it down just to get him to show up for cheeseburger dammit.. someone on this forums got to prove that he's a real person... lol..

WTH???? Been to the MoPar nats so many times it's boring.

Edit: ^^^^^^^my bad^^^^^^^ never been to THAT MoPar nats. Lost my marbles there for a second. Been to MATS several times and it's boring. And I only fly if I have to and you'd better well be dead or I'm not flying. I physically kills me and I don't have enough immune system to get on those flying germ tubes. I fly, I get sick. Bet on that.

Went to the NWDRA swap meet the last 4-5 years, and until about 2005 I went to every NWDRA swap meet starting in 1984.

And two years ago you go lost going to the NWDRA swap meet in your quest for the perfect donut!! I have a memory like an elephant. Thought I forgot that didn't ya???

I could go on but I'm winning this and I don't like on. I believe in the mercy rule. In kinda nice like that!!

McDonalds, he we come. Jpar will get his Big Mac soon.