Stop in for a cup of coffee

Talk to a rad shop,see if they are willing to move bungs.
Talked to my welder buddy, said he would move them if i had an aluminum rad.
I would consider moving them myself if it had brass tanks
I need to get a new radiator because the original v8 one was long gone before I got the car.

I don't think I have slanty one

Might be time for a want ad