What Pet(s) do you have?
Well let's see, first we have this lump. Useless. Unless exercising your hand to scratch him behind the ears counts.
Next we have this one. He actually earns his keep by keeping critters out of the yard and general home security. Lab pit. Don't come around unannounced. Lol
Then there are these two. Not exactly sure what they do unless we can rent them out for live Nativity scenes. Or maybe run a grist mill.
Actually they all just provide companionship and enrich our lives.:D