Stop in for a cup of coffee

So this may fall under the heading of relationship advice... if you and someone curvy are in the hot tub having a toddy. And one of you totally butchers the English language to the point the sentence does not even make sense. Perhaps you should not offer clarification and or definitions of words used incorrectly and way out of context. Of course after being flashed with universal your number one hand sign, in addition perhaps you should not offer this little gem. “ Since your getting out of the hot tub anyway could you make me another toddy as mine is MT.” Please note our tub is in the garage as you cannot have one outside up here and our garage is a blistering 22 degrees this evening. Note to self!