Stop in for a cup of coffee

Drank a bit much last night. Went through the woman's closet full of craft stuff. Seems she had half the inventory of a Hobby Lobby store. Well, i ended up dipping my testicles in glitter... It was pretty nuts.

I bought a pair of gym shoes from a drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day... :D