Stop in for a cup of coffee

I swear, it’s less painful and cheaper to never get married and just pay a hooker. Toddler throws a fit wanting pizza, I tell him we have none, then I get yelled at from my wife for telling him we had no pizza and him throwing a bigger tantrum! Wtf :BangHead::BangHead::BangHead::BangHead::BangHead:
Couldn't agree more! Old and single (and damned sexy) is the way to go! I'm living proof!