Funny chicken story, (not that one!) A guy moves down to Arkansas to work with us from Chicago. He is the consummate city boy. He decides to become a hobby farmer. He buys chickens, one day he comes in the break room bemoaning the fact his Roosters are getting attacked by something while he is at work. He explains they are all tore up when he gets home. Naturally we inquire about coyotes? He doesn’t know. We ask how many chickens he got? He explains well I got 25 each. We exclaimed WTF, you mean 25 hens and 25 Roosters? He replies well duh one rooster for each hen. We about died!