Stop in for a cup of coffee

Well, it did look pretty convincing and I bled like a freaking automatic transmission with a ruptured cooling line.
Oh, you want to see an ATF 'bleed out'... I had a Chevy Berreta. Was a few inches of snow on the ground I drove through a parking lot, not realizing there were parking blocks. Went over one with a rebar pin sticking up. Sliced the trans pan in half and let a trail of red for like 50ft.