Stop in for a cup of coffee

A joke from a very cool friend of mine. Or maybe it's a true story

"I got pulled over once, by nypd...
He took one look at me on my bike, wearing my rag and said, "I bet you don't even have a job"
I do too I said, I'm an asshole stretcher, I make 6 foot assholes for the city...
He said how do you do that...I said well, you start out with a regular Asshole, and you pull and tug and stretch using various equipment until you have a 6 foot asshole...
He said and what the hell does the city do with a 6 foot asshole...I told him
"The give them a badge and a gun and call them cops"!"