Stop in for a cup of coffee

I wish we were geared more for guests.or you could stay here. Our bedrooms have turned into storage facilities and our main bath needs a remodel. It's embarrasing for guests.
Hah! No worries. The fact I get to swill your whiskey and hug your neck is good enough for me! Jodi is on the other couch telling me to say hey to ya! She kinda likes ya but I don’t know why! She is a smart girl but has always had poor taste in men! Hah! Ask Z man! Her and the tax collector get together it is game on! We stand no chance!