Stop in for a cup of coffee
There was an alleged TP shortage when I was a teen, I don't recall the circumstances that prompted it. My buddy's dad demonstrated for us the solution. " You take one sheet and fold it in half then you fold it in half again crossways. Carefully tear off the folded corner, put the corner behind your left ear. Unfold the sheet, stick your right index finger through the hole, wipe.
Using your left hand gather the corners together around your index finger, clean off the finger and discard the TP. Using your left hand retrieve the corner from behind your ear, clean the finger nail on the right index finger with the corner."
:rofl::rofl::rofl: