Tom Hanks has Coronavirus.

Went to Wally World this AM, yep, totally out of toilet paper. Place was packed, we needed dog and cat food. OK so I stocked up on Cheez'tos or what ever they are too. So I go home and dig out all the old Sears and Roebuck catalogues I have been saving to put on FeeBay as they are my antique collection. Supplement my retirement thing. Saved for a rainy day. I can let them go. We already had 6 months supply of "striking paper before all this thing started anyway.
OK so you younger guys have no clue what about outhouses and catalogues!!