Gatornationals pro classes canceled

I have a virus that is causing me to poop 8-10 times a day. The people working their butt off to make sure I can find toilet paper are hero’s to me.
If you spread them cheeks wide while taking care of bidness it is possible to make a clean download and not even need to wipe. I like that method better than Sheryl Crows one square method.....works great out in the wilderness camping/hiking at least:)