Oh Pshaw! Clearly you have become a master at buying parts that slip under the nose of your Finance Committee Chairman. You know you want new carpet. Just hit the "Buy Now" button and be done with it! You know you will get there sooner or later, today might as well be the day!
Oh, and don't forget, if needed I offer a no-cost service spending other people's money. Feel free to call on me any time. :)