FOR SALE: Toilet paper

RustyRatRod said
What kinda of warranty? I mean, if I get it and I'm not happy are you gonna leave me to run you through the mud on an internet forum? I gotta know what I'm gettin into here.

Only if you supply me with a 20 roll pak, to wipe all the mud off when yer finished with me, but I think you`ll be 100percent satisfied with results.