FOR SALE: Toilet paper

Just use the old army trick.

You take one square, fold it in half, then rip a small half moon out.
Unfold the square.
Now you have a square with a hole in the middle.

Stick your finger through the hole.
Use your finger to scrap your B hole clean.
Use the small circle to clean your finger and put the square back in your pocket!!

:rofl: