FOR SALE: Toilet paper

90% of the population would die off if a real pandemic, apocalypse, etc happened. Wipe you *** like they did in the old days. Cloth rags that you washed when you were finished. No im not old enough to remember those days but I sure dont feel the need to hoard toilet paper. There are just too many alternatives you could use in a desperate situation.
Here is a free tip. Leaves work great but not dry leaves....or poison ivy leaves.