A guy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend but she was epileptic and having a seizure so he ran to his neighbour for help. They both managed to get her on the bed but she was still convulsing. They had the bright idea to tie her arms and legs to the bed to stop her. Once they got that done the guy takes his clothes off and jumps on top of his girlfriend. He then turned to his neighbour and said thanks now cut her loose.