Last one to post in this thread wins!

Tell us about Heidi FOG. Good to get it out. I'm sure she was a character. My new other neighbor has a German Shepard. That little bastard scared the crap out of me last summer when he cam sniffing my crotch while I was laying on the floor of a car while working on the dash. I thought it was a bear.
She loved to go for walks , I would pick up her dog leash and she would jump like a kangaroo , and cry because she was so excited . The neighbor who knows us had company and he heard her crying so he ask what the hell is that and my neighbor said oh he is just taking his dog for a walk . She just got so excited . We did a lot of walking !