I cant believe you don't do a garden Fred. I think mine will all be in five gallon buckets this year as I rearrange my garden fence and lawn after the tree destroyed it.
Can't grow a thing tried an Avocado tree about 10 years ago from a seed and it made it to 4' tall then died. babied it showed it what an avocado looks like so it knew what to do and talked to it every day but fate would have it's way.
Tried house plants and killed them all. Can't even grow grass but I am real good with weeds. :D