Stop in for a cup of coffee

Pretty funny story in a sick way. During Enduring freedom I was forward deployed in a freaking farm field with the helos and about 40 of us. Had a bunch of chem suits unopened, Well got notified we had a missal coming our way. Everyone cutting the suits open to get into MOPP 4 in record time. Had one pilot he just fit in a helo, prob 6'5" 250 or so. Grabs his *** suit and tears it open and attempts to put it on. Dam thing was a small! He thought he was going to die. Thankfully nothing ended up our way. Pretty funny at the time.