Upstate NY botched paint job help

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Prob gonna get flamed for this, but I kinda like it. Goes with the wheels IMHO. Slap a bunch of 70s racing parts decals on it, make up a fake sponsor or 2, add some fake patina, and give it a fake racing pedigree. I think with todays camera filters you can even fake grainey old photographs, or do em in black n white. Maybe tape an old mopar prostock scoop on there just for pix. You may be able to find somebody who can kinda "fix" what's there. Or sand all that **** off and primer it.