Last one to post in this thread wins!

We used to do it here but for some reason they do it this way. How do you spell DUH!!! Every time it changes hands the price goes up

You can thank the environmentalist crowd for that. We can't have any of that harmful refinery business going on in this here pristine country of ours, no sir.
When I was young there was a Shell refinery less than 5 miles from my house, one of our neighbors was an engineer there and he took me on a tour one day, I was probably no more than 10 years old but remember being amazed at the myriad of pipes seemingly going in every conceivable direction. Place was decommissioned a few years later and is now only a storage and shipping facility. I used to go there regularly when I was running fuel tankers.