Last one to post in this thread wins!

This happened yesterday. My buddy with the 66 Goat, we always joke around. His phone number is unlisted and when he calls I usually say "Hello you old Fart". So yesterday the phone rang and I was about to say the usual greeting but luckily I didn't. It was my family Dr calling me LOL. Not sure how he would have taken that. My wife and I had a good laugh over that.