Lol....Matthon, you seem like a good person so my advice is to be a dick..... This is just the sort of advice that proves the world is full of jerks. Take the booger you have and wipe it on someone else. That's the New Way, eh? It's not your fault if someone comes along and you screw him over - he's the 'sucker'.
I can only assume the people who handle their problems that way get a good dose of karma....like their daughter is driving home from school and her car breaks down and the tow truck driver charges her $739 to change her flat because, after all, she's a sucker.