You know you have the right wife when....

She spent all my car money at Hobby Lobby.

She parked her car in the garage and used the other side to store her Hobby Lobby inventory.

She bought a new car and quit her job so I have to use what's left of my car money for that.

She puked in my 'cuda.

I picked a good one!
Your not the only one Ben Drinkin. Been there. lol