Stop in for a cup of coffee

I didn't see no freaking f-bomb. I freaking looked everywhere! And I like nothing more tban to see a freaking f-bomb dropped for no reason.. But who the **** am I to go searching for f-bombs!
was it something I f()-king said..........? or.... it was something I f()-king said === now I am f()-king confused, is it ok to say f()-k or not? :wtf: