Lost my temper today.

Doors will do it everytime.
I put one of those cheap doors on the house of a toy executive.
He had all kinds of big boy toys, including a Viper.
Door had one of those long springs for a closer. That's it. While the guy was standing there I opened the door all the way and let it fly. You could have heard the noise two blocks away.

i would get called routinely to houses where the husband and wife thought a new storm door would make a nice Saturday morning project.
After hearing the same story over and over I could tell the wife exactly what went down the entire time, until they gave up late Sunday evening, including the part where divorce came up numerous times. They were amazed.

The thing is. I use to do high end carpentry for a living. Getting beat by a flippin screen door was just to much...

:)