Stop in for a cup of coffee

I put some valve covers in our oven one time to cure the paint! OMG!! What a stink!!! My wife wanted to kill me!! Took a long time to get the smell out of the oven, last time I cleaned one....
You missed the part where your supposed buy her a new oven and move the other one to the garage for that. Even then, I would probably make a cord long enough to drag the thing outside. LOL