I found my Christmas fruitcake
We like to play games at Christmas. My brother had an old trophy that he took the figure off the top of and in its place he bolted a fruit cake. We call it the Fruit Cake Cup. The winner of the game(s) gets to take it home (mostly the kids), for the year and bring it back the following year for the next winner. Well that fruit cake still looks fresh and soft, even though the package has broken open a bolt going through it. I think the bolt is going to disintegrate long before that cake does! 15 years old and still looking edible!